The Dos & Don’ts of Goal Celebrations
Thursday, January 1st, 2015
Goals are a time for celebration which means things can get pretty emotional. They can also get controversial, and sometimes downright insane. Allow us to present the Goal Celebrations Hall of Fame – guaranteed to astound, amaze and, of course, appall (because glory just isn’t quite as good without the infamy alongside).
Do: undress. (Mirko Vucinic)
Don’t: wear a mask of your own face. (Neymar)
Do: flips. (Trésor Lomana LuaLua)
Don’t: get cuffed. (Nicolas Anelka)
Do: rock babies. (Bebeto)
Don’t: choose between cartwheels and gun fingers. (Robbie Keane)
Do: take the bait. (Stjarnan FC)
Don’t: dive. (Luis Suarez)
Do: remember your check-up. (Paul Gascoigne)
Don’t: confuse grass with cocaine. (Robbie Fowler)
Do: bust shapes. (Daniel Sturridge)
Don’t: break down. (Diego Maradona)
Do: the Lord’s work. (Wayne Rooney)
Don’t: salute a certain someone. (Paulo Di Canio)
Do: the robot. (Peter Crouch)
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